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Topic
41
Sex
and God
.
T.L.C.
= The
Interviewer Big
D = The Devil,
Himself
.
T.L.C.
OK. What is the real purpose of sex?
Big
D The
sex drive is an automatic, natural, God-given, biological
function of human physiology.
It has two main purposes: first, to perpetuate the
species and second, to express and share love, joy, laughter,
happiness, contentment, bliss, etc. Some even say
that orgasm gives them a glimpse of God.
T.L.C.
How can sex give someone a glimpse of God?
Big
D The
attributes commonly used to describe the essence of God are
the same attributes used to describe sexual sharing.
I’ll say a list of words and you tell me which ones
you would not
apply to both sexual sharing and to God.
T.L.C.
OK.
Big
D Love,
joy, laughter, gladness, happiness, contentment, delight,
pleasure, ecstasy, bliss, rapture, exultation, satisfaction,
beloved, unity, devotion, compassion, giving, caring, sharing,
loyalty.
T.L.C.
Every word applies to both.
Big
D That’s
correct. The
eastern religions such as Buddhism and Hinduism are very
sexual religions, while the religion preached by the American,
fundamentalist Christians is extremely sexually restrictive.
T.L.C.
Yes, I know.
Buddhism, as well as being a very sexual religion, has never promoted a
singe war
in all of it's history. Christianity, on the other
hand, is extremely sexually repressive and has
spawned,
promoted, and/or endorsed countless wars.
Christianity has a 2000-year-long, bloody legacy of intolerance,
intimidation and harassment, intentional deception, lies of omission, political and sexual repression, heterosexual and homosexual hypocrisy, religious and racial bigotry, egocentric chauvinism, oppression of women, political tyranny
and subjugation, violence,
vandalism, arson, and murder. Over the centuries, they murdered
millions and peddled repression and misery to millions more, all in the
name of God.
Big
D The
fundamentalists refuse to acknowledge that the attributes
which are commonly used describe the essence of God are the
same attributes used to describe sexual sharing.
Listen to the
words that some of them equate with sex outside of their
prescribed point of view:
bad, wrong, evil, sinful, demonic, pornographic, work
of the devil, original sin, and then, there’s my favorite
line.
T.L.C.
What’s that?
Big
D “The
slippery slope to hell.”
The anti-sexual
Christians have sex and violence ass-backwards.
They’ve made war all but a sacrament and sex a sin,
and in many cases, even a crime.
You’ve probably heard them praying and asking God to
help them commit mass murder of those faceless, anti-Godly
communists or of some other group that was temporarily labeled
as the enemy?
T.L.C.
Yes, but I’ve never heard them say, “Let’s have
sex for God.”
Big
D And
you probably won’t either.
They’re more likely to follow the puritan slogan,
“make war, not love.”
Some even consider sex to be the original sin which,
according to their belief, makes every human being inherently
evil.
T.L.C.
OK, so now what?
How do we get out of this box?
Big
D I
think you just said it.
T.L.C.
Said what?
Big
D The
answer, in your own question, ”OK, so now what.” I
just heard the answer spoken in your own words.
T.L.C.
I still don’t know what you’re talking about.
Big
D Did
you or did you not just say, “Let’s have sex for God.”
T.L.C.
Are you suggesting we have sex for God?
Big D, sometimes you are so absurd it’s unbelievable.
Big
D Yeah,
I know. Don’t
you just love it.
T.L.C.
No!
Big
D Come
on, Stoney, play for just a bit.
T.L.C.
OK, I’ll play.
We have some illusions around sex.
What do you propose as a remedy?
Big
D Perhaps
a little blasphemy would be a good place to start.
T.L.C.
Here we go again.
Big
D Yup! And you might even add a touch of humor.
Just imagine the
reaction when one of the Sunday-morning preachers gets up on
TV, and, instead of wearing a suit, this morning he’s
wearing a T-shirt that has written right across the front of
it, Cum for Christ.
He then proceeds to preach:
”I talked to God
this last night, and He told me that He wants you to bring
more love into the world.
Here’s exactly what He told me to tell you.
The very next time you’re with your lover, Cum
for Christ. And
not only that, God wants you dedicate your next three orgasms
to all those sacrificial virgins who lived and died without
ever tasting the ecstasy or sexual love.”
T.L.C.
Big D, you’re the king of Blasphemy.
Big
D Yeah,
I know.
T.L.C.
Well, Big D, I suppose making love for God isn’t any
more absurd than the Christian Slogan, “Kill a commie
for Christ.”
Big
D Stoney,
bring your mind into this for a moment, please.
What makes more sense, inviting a sacred blessing for
the sharing love, pleasure, and passion, or asking God to help
you commit mass murder of foreign men, women and children
simply because their dominant males are ignorant of how the
universe functions?
T.L.C.
I’d rather pray about love.
Big
D And
does it make any sense to say that the temple of God must be
hidden from view because someone might long for it.
T.L.C.
I take it you are referring to the Christian belief
that the human body is the temple of God?
Big
D Yes.
T.L.C.
Then, if you follow that belief to its logical
conclusion, we should demand that church buildings, synagogues,
and temples wear skirts and blouses.
Big
D Does
it make any sense to say that, as a creation of God, you are
sinful simply because you’re human?
T.L.C.
Only if God’s an idiot.
Big
D Does
it make any sense to claim
the act of creating life is so shameful, sinful, and
disgusting that it must be hidden from view?
T.L.C.
No.
Big
D The
anti-sexual anti-abortionists allow their children to see
pictures and watch films showing police violence, military
violence, and criminal violence? They allow their
children to see graphic pictures and films showing rape,
robbery, kidnapping, torture, body mutilations, murder, serial
killing, mass murder, and war?
They allow their children to
read stories and see films describing embezzlement, extortion,
deceit, treachery, and bold-faced lies while,
at the same time, claiming that pictures showing the physical
act of creating life (the ultimate act of love between two
people) are obscene, degrading and pornographic?”
Does it make any sense to take the ultimate of human
experiences, the act of sharing sexual ecstasy with your
beloved, and demote that
to the rank of “For-Procreation-Purposes-Only?”
T.L.C.
That’s like owning a mansion and living in the
basement.
Big
D Does
it make any sense to imprison the ultimate act of love and
creation within the walls of guilt and shame?
T.L.C.
That’s like going to a banquet and eating out of the
trash barrel out back.
Big
D So
perhaps these beliefs might be the worthy targets of a little
humor.

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